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Between Thou and Me!

I wrote this piece when BMW unveiled the e60 M5(2004). A monologue of sorts!

Hey you!
Yes….you the one who is staring at the screen right now….Look at me straight in the eye…What do you see?
Innocent angel eyes,right?
Wrong,those are the most devilish eyes in the world ever seen….Even more devilish is the powerplant heart.
This is a mammoth V10 engine with 5.0 liters of displacement capable of releasing 507 bhp when needed.My ancestor had to live with a V8 but I refused to be treated the same way.I’m the kind of machine that ain’t get beaten that easily.
Would you be needing an acceleration figure better than 4.7 secs to hit the first 100 kmh?
Go get yourself an F1 car with Michael Shumacher to drive it for you.
When cornering I can reach figures over 1 G( being the earth’s gravity force); add some heavy braking to it & we’ll be talking 1.3 G!!
This kind of performance requires a special nutrition therapy; Check this out:
How about 13 liters of oil to keep the 4 oil pumps running to ensure the oil gets where it should? Or how about 15 liters of coolant capacity in addition to double the quantity of air needed to cool the 545i?
How about a gearbox that houses 7 gear ratios known as SMGIII? This is BMW’s latest generation of SMG units although I’d still prefer o get around with my good old 6 speed manual unit.
Let’s get electronic now: Each one of my breed has three 32-bit processors capable of performing up to 200 million individual calculations a second managing my power plant alone.
MSN followers…sorry no format button here!
In my engine’s production life cycle that lasts 24 hours a  margin of tolerance equal to 1 thousand of millimeter is allowed(equal to 1 fifth of a human’s hair width!)…………..Oh my… am I accurately assembled or what!

Well, stop scratching your head & start digging deep in your pocket. You’ll need about 414.000 SR (110.000$) to take me home.
Hey ….do you hear me???? Where have you gone?
Come back here………………..What are running from?
Oh this is it……See you on the street in January 2005
Vroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom

I do not know where I got this picture from!

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Eyes Of The Angel

A couple of days ago                                                I was hanging out alone
Looking for a company                                             where no company is allowed
Out of the blue came a beauty                                utterly covered in black
The only thing uncovered                                        was her angle eyes
Believe me, Once I stared at them                          My heart fell on the ground
A moment of stint passed by                                   but I couldn’t hold it there
she ran away from me                                             Damn…She is so fast
Under her silky skin                                                 lies a scavenging beast
Finally she got tired                                                She pulled over beneath the ground
Under the faint light of the subway                        She quelled taking out her mask
Then it became clear                                               that I have been after the long awaited Miss World
Hence,I declined knowing                                       that I had no chance    
To even ask her out                                               as her master showed out from afar
So my friend,don’t let innocent eyes fool you         these days even eyes of the angel can attack

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